RetroRane Stat Booster Glass

+5 Energy • +3 Nostalgia • Immune to Modern Boredom

Welcome to your new favorite drinking companion — the RetroRane Stat Booster Glass. Whether you're chugging water like a speedrunner or sipping something stronger during a late-night boss rush, this neon-lit throwback is designed to level you up with every sip.

Etched in glowing red with the RetroRane logo and our signature “ICE COLD” banner (inspired by a certain fizzy classic), this glass screams arcade lounge meets retro power-up. It's got all the flair of a soda bar in the '90s — minus the sticky floors.

🧊 Crystal-clear glass
🔥 Red neon vibes
🎮 Boosts charisma when held with one hand while holding a controller in the other

Perfect for late-night grind sessions, co-op marathons, or just admiring on your shelf like the collectible it is.

Drink up. Power on. Stay ICE COLD.